April 4, 2009 at 9:51 AM

Remainders


--From the AP, deer order their liquor at the drive through window, proving that deer in other states can get booze more easily than people in Utah.

--From State Farm to us, "The claim experience of your make and model of vehicle has resulted in an increase to your vehicle rating group." Thanks a lot Toyota FJ drivers!

--To Iowa Rep. Steve King, who wants a state constitutional amendment "so that Iowa does not become the gay marriage Mecca due to the Supreme Court's latest experiment in social engineering." Two things Steve: (1) You'd be lucky if Iowa became a gay marriage Mecca. Have you seen what happens to property values when we move in? (2) Iowa will never, under any circumstances, become a gay marriage Mecca.

--To the writers of Terminator SCC: Wow, we didn't see that coming. You just made your cast at least 25% less interesting.

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