January 12, 2008 at 4:51 PM

Now in Theaters

Let's face it: The Alien series has been going downhill since 1979. Alien vs. Predator - Requiem continues the slide. No suspense, weak story, average special effects, bad acting. So poorly shot that it's hard to tell Alien from Predator, or what's going on half the time, not that you end up caring. It had the feel of a "teenagers spend the weekend in the haunted cabin by the lake" movie you'd see during a random daytime hour on the Sci-Fi channel. Allow us to summarize: Predator ship carrying prisoner Aliens crashes on Earth. Additional Predator comes to investigate. Aliens multiply. Predator kills some Aliens and Humans. Aliens kill men, children, women, babies, pregnant women, and fetuses. Humans kill all of the above. The end. Our recommendation: If you are like us and see every Alien/Predator movie habitually, make it a cheap afternoon show. Otherwise, be satisfied with our summary and move on.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Kevin